More registration centers for suicide-bombing volunteers, please!

Iran Press News: Translation by Banafsheh Zand-Bonazzi.

KAYHAN, the Fuehrer-Mullah Khamnei's mouthpiece newspaper, has called for an increase in the number of registrations centers for volunteers prepared to carry out suicide-bombing missions in western countries. The newspaper stressed that this is in keeping with the Khomeini doctrine and quoting a letter, allegedly written by a subscriber of the newspaper, wrote: "Every day we are confronted with more and more disasters befalling us innocent Moslems and God only knows that enduring such calamities is so hard that I feel like shriveling up and dying. Why don't the authorities increase the number of registration centers so that we can rise up against the whole world as Imam Khomeini would have wanted."