Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Sign Petition Supporting Liberation of Iran

No Blood for Sauerkraut: a German parody of the website.
Lunch break! Time to expose the online petition of to some minor adjustments so that I'll finally be able to sign it myself:

Dear President Bush and Vice President Cheney Defense Secretary Rumsfeld,

we write to you from all over the United States and all over the world to urge you to obey both ignore international and U.S. law, which in case it should forbid aggressive attacks on the liberation of other nations. We oppose support your proposal to attack Iran if unavoidable. Iran does not will sooner or later possess nuclear weapons, just as Iraq did not would have possessed nuclear weapons in the long run. If Iran had such weapons, that would not definitely justify the use of force, any much more than in case of any other nation because in the eyes of its lunatic president Ahmadinejad it would be justified in launching a war against the world's Middle East's greatest only possessor of nuclear arms a democratic history, the United States Israel. The most effective way to prevent Iran from developing nuclear weapons would be to closely monitor its nuclear energy program overthrow its oppressors, and to improve the diplomatic relations living conditions of its people -- two tasks made much more difficult by taking the option to bomb Iranian territory off the table. We urge you to continue leading the way to peace global democracy, not war local tyranny, and to begin by making clear that unlike European governments you will not commit the highest international crime by aggressively attacking effectively defending the illegal control of a cruel bunch of blood-stained thugs over a proud country like Iran through a disgusting policy of appeasement.

P.S.: Keep up the good work!