Ahmadinejad’s jackets on sale for only $5!

Iran Press News: Translation by Banafsheh Zand-Bonazzi

AFTAB, the regime-run site reports that recently clothing manufacturers in Iran have begun marketing a new style of jacket, referred to as Ahmadinejad Windbreakers. Around the old bazaar in the south and central Tehran, street vendors selling these jackets can be heard sounding off: “We got Ahmadinejad jackets, Ahmadinejad jackets over here.” The jackets are only $5.

Apparently a group of the high-ranking directors as well as the middle-management employees of the regime have embraced “the look” and have all begun to dawn these jackets as well. It is said that these jackets are also being manufactured so that they can be worn year-round.

The Salesmen say that by wearing the jacket one’s business in governmental bureaus and organizations is handled more courteously and efficiently.

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